SMS Jokes Vol3

People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes, People who do less work.make less mistakes, People who do no work.make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes.get promoted.

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

 

A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its little" girl: " No Mom! Its salty."

   

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773. Sardar:Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .

 

The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT "

   

Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.

   

Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

   

SMS Jokes Vol2

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.

SMS Jokes Vol1

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER" 

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!

Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else. .

How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!

Well, they do say opposites attract… So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!

Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street. 1st: Who are u working 4 now? 2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

 A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!

Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?