Things we can learn only from Hollywood movies...

1.       You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

2.        Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.

3.       It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

4.       At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

5.       When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

6.        Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

7.       Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

8.        Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override communications system of any invading alien society.

9.       If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

10.   Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

11.   All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

12.   During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

13.   All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

14.   Once applied, lipstick  will never rub off even while scuba diving.

15.   It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

16.   When they are alown, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

17.   The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

18.   If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

19.   A man will show no pain while taking  the most ferocious beating but will whine when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

20.   If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

21.   Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Tires will squeal on any surface, at any speed.

22.   Word processors never display a cursor on screen, but  will always say: "Enter Password Now"

23.    All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

 24.   A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

25.   Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. 

26.   If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.