People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes, People who
do less work.make less mistakes, People who do no work.make no mistakes, People
who make no mistakes.get promoted.
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes
ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai
id...!
A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know
the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its
little" girl: " No Mom! Its salty."
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in
1773. Sardar:Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
.
The world thineest book has only one word written in
it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT "
Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming My
goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the
screaming.
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor
: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. LOVE : Loss Of
Valuable Energy WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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