1. A
fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she
said ‘no’!
2. He
said to me: “The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the
list!”
3. Biologically
speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.
4. Accept
that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
5. When
life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy’s eyes!
6. I
believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break
them?
7. People
in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people :P
8. Now
that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
9. Not
all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be
no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
10. Would a fly
without wings be called a walk?
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